fruitgushers:

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

smokescreen-daydreams:

avpd-chekov:

don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

i’ve never seen something more relevant

maxiesatanofficial:

failureman:

Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*

Me:

DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE

“Call off the raid, boys, it’s just a horse.”

everythingfox:

She just wanted starbucks ☹️

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